Round holes I almost fit
Language
they he or she | This user considers the singular they to be substandard English usage. |
to too two | This user thinks that too many people have no idea how to use words that they should have learned in grade two. |
whom | This user insists upon using whom wherever it is called for, and fixes the errors of whomever he sees. |
their there they're | This user thinks that there are too many people who don’t know that they're worse than their own children at spelling! |
your you're | This user thinks that if your grammar is incorrect, then you're in need of help. |
Subj |
This user prefers that the subjunctive mood be used. Were this user you, he would use it. |
. The | This user does not put two spaces after a full stop. |
A, B, and A and B | This user uses the serial comma unless its inclusion is confusing. |
its it's | It's really not that hard to use each word in its proper manner. |
’s | Thi's user know's that not every word that end's with s need's an apostrophe and will remove misused apostrophe's from Wikipedia with extreme prejudice. |
"…" | This user favours typewriter style quotation marks over typographic ones. |
ANAL 5 | This user is incredibly stringent with professional grammar. |
Mix | This user has been influenced by too many dialects of English to use one orthography, vocabulary and grammar consistently. |
Computer
| This user contributes using Linux. |
| This user contributes using FreeBSD. |
| This user contributes with the KDE desktop environment. |
| This user hacks happily with Emacs. |
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This user contributes using a PC. |
This user uses an AMD processor |
| This user enjoys using Celestia to look at the virtual skies. |
| This user couldn't live without the keyboard shortcut Alt Tab. |
Communicating
| This user uses Wikipedia as a primary point of reference. |
@ | This user can be reached by email at jowens.wiki@GhiaPet.net. |
OWN | This user uses an email account with his own domain name. |
* | This user can be found on most, if not all, IM networks! |
B | This user keeps a weblog at Blogger. |
| This user thinks an explorer can't be better than a fox! | |
BB | This user contributes using a broadband connection. |
Interests
?met? | This user prefers metric units and cannot figure out why Americans and Brits have such a hard time with them. |
| This user has a keen interest in physics.
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| This user knows by heart the first 15 digits in the decimal representation of pi. |
| This user loves problem solving. |
| This user knows how to travel 1 mile due south, due east, then due north and end up where he started.† |
la | Hic usor latine loquitur atque contribuere potest. |
| This user is interested in the Crusades. |
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This user accepts evolution as a biological fact. |
Other
GMT | This user's time zone is GMT. |
| This user dislikes the new DST time. | New DST Time |
Personal
| This user is old enough to remember what a typewriter is, and that's all you need to know. |
| This user sleeps, but not for predictable amounts of time. |
| This user believes in materialism, the belief that everything that exists is made of matter. |
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Until proven wrong, this user does not believe in the supernatural. |
| This user realizes that the Earth isn't an oblate spheroid, but rather a close approximation of one. |
news | The only reality show this user watches is the news. |
| According to the political compass this user is Economic Left (-7.13) and Social Libertarian (-7.33). |
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This user follows his/her own political ideals. |
C2H5OH-2 | This user drinks occasionally. |
| This user is a Goth. |
| This user is of German ancestry. |
Food & Drink
| This user believes that caffeine is necessary in large doses daily. |
| This user takes his/her coffee with 2 creams and 6 sugars. |
H2O | This user is H2O intolerant. Achoo! |
| This user likes a 'proper' Pasty. |
| This user has eaten MREs and lived to tell the tale. |
Userboxen
-xen | This user believes that userbox should always be pluralised userboxen, and thinks that this is one of the most important and exciting issues of our time. |
ubx-c | This user thinks that userboxes have gotten out of control. |
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