- Please leave a new message. I won't bite newcomers. Please do not eMail me regarding Wikipedia matters.
- I respond to everything here that requires attention here, so do watchlist this page.
- Please do not template me using a level 1 warning - I don't appreciate being welcomed when I have, under various aliases, been editing here since 22 May 2008 (and using this one since 7 March 2013). Slosh me round the chops with a wet trout instead. Any other templates are fine to use.
- Most discussion boards - AfD, ANI etc. - requires that you notify me of any discussion I should be aware of - DON'T bother. Tag me with {{u|Launchballer}} on the page instead, or in some cases even the fact that there is a deletion template on the page should flag up on my watchlist.
- I divide archives by year and then by every 100 posts.